Staten Island kids learned next to nothing on Tuesday -- with roughly 70% of borough students taking off the day after one of the biggest blizzards in NYC history.
Staten Island was slammed hardest of the five boroughs with some neighborhoods seeing nearly 30 inches of snow, causing public-school absentee rates there to skyrocket to a jaw-dropping 69.8% -- more than double the same-day citywide average of 36.8%, according to city Department of Education data.
Mayor Zohran Mamdani's cold-as-ice decision to re-open schools rather to switch to remote learning fueled a blizzard of backlash on the "Forgotten Borough," where critics say he conveniently ignored that the borough's single rail line was out of service and underestimated the difficulty of plowing snow from its many hilly and narrow roads.
"This is going to go down, along with new Coke and the decision to put hydrogen in the Hindenburg instead of helium, as one of the worst decisions in history," said Councilman Frank Morano (R-Staten Island).
The results on Staten Island were disastrous and include:
"I just don't understand how the mayor and [Schools] Chancellor [Kamar Samuelson] didn't think this wasn't a perfect day for remote learning -- especially in our community, which had it much worse because we're so car dependent," Morano told The Post.
Morano and Borough President Vito Fossella -- already among a long-list of pols in NYC's most conservative enclave who support Staten Island seceding from the Big Apple -- said the socialist mayor's decision to re-open schools shows the city's "one-size-fits-all approach" doesn't work.
The "city dropped the ball at the highest levels" by deciding not to go remote because it forced many teachers and parents living on Staten Island and in other mass-transit deserts to drive on icy roads when keeping them safely clear should have been a priority, Fossella said.
"We don't have the luxury of jumping on the subway," he noted.
Morano said he is in the process of drafting legislation that would give boroughs more autonomy so that "Tuesday's disaster" never repeats itself, adding he also plans to ask a City Charter Revision Commission appointed by ex-Mayor Eric Adams to examine his plan later this year.
"There's no reason Staten Island should have to live by the same rules as Manhattan and The Bronx," he said. "If Staten Islanders saw their elected or appointed leaders actually have some control over day-to-day policies, I think there would be fewer people screaming for secession."
Manhattan had a 29.8% student absentee rate Tuesday, followed by Queens at 34.2%, Brooklyn at 35.1%, and the Bronx at 36.4%. That's also well above the norm, as only about 11% of the city's nearly 900,000 public school students in grades 3-K to 12 are usually absent on an average school day.
The DOE declined requests to provide Tuesday's attendance figures for teachers or to break down student attendance by school districts.
However, Mamdani this week said roughly 12,000 of the city's 78,300 teachers, or 15% -- called out, forcing the city to recruit 5,000 substitutes.